havefaithstaypositive:

My goal in life is to marry Dave Matthews

Same here.

"Hot, humid, and happening—just like your daughter."

Steven Tyler, 64, to the father of a girl, 15, who was trying out for American Idol. The father had asked Tyler how it was going and, clearly, received far too much information. (source)

(Source: early-onset-of-night)

That time I channeled Cedric Bixler-Zavala at a wedding.

That time when they really shouldn’t have let me bartend at a wedding.

That time we really danced at a wedding.

That time I led a conga line at a wedding.

That time we slow danced at a wedding.

That time I officiated my best friend’s wedding.

(Source: sympatheticintellect, via sympatheticintellect)

sirmitchell:

We have reached maximum entertainment.

(Source: pleatedjeans)