Passive Agressive Drunkeness

• I want to fuck you. We know each other well without even knowing each other. Bad news bears if we fucked. Sorry (for me).
• I want to fuck you, even harder. We don’t know each other well at all, actually. I think things would benefit from that. Still, it’s not happening. 
• I want to fuck you, and that’s plausible, maybe even possible. We’ll (I’ll) see.
• I want to fuck you. You came from a place both as predictable and as unpredictable as one could have imagined. Our situation makes things somewhat complex, despite all nuances.
• We already fucked. It was awesome, but that’s in the past and all I really want now is my Playstation back.

This is what hetero-sexual males consider when FUCKED.

• We fucked and it was awkward when it should have been fantastic.